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thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain

writtenperfections:

frozen-in-childhood:

Me in real life:

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Me on tumblr:

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Nothing has ever described me more accurately  

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

amporatheexplorer:

amporatheexplorer:

today a girl in my class asked me if australia is a country

i dont think you guys understand

i live in australia

(Source: caterpeko)

haramharem:

saramofficial:

wavetruant:

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

how about I take you to one then?

FUCKING SMOOTH HOLY CHRIST

stop white tumblr 2014